butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I think I am morally bankrupt
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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