Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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