sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I supernannyed him into submission
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
