From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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