Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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