So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
