Nicole vs. Life
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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