I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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