TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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