did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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