I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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