You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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