Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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