Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
