you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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