Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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