everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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