Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Randomize
