Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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