I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Randomize
