Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
