Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
third nipple confirmed
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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