Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Can you bring me the toilet please
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize