Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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