btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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