We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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