p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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