Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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