How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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