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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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