She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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