sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
