yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
