At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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