Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize