Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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