No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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