He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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