so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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