Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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