the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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