i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
it hurts more in the daytime
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
