Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
