what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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