About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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