there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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