at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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