If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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