Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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