I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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