Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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