It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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