my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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