He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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