i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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