Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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