so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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