please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he was CRYING into my vagina
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
