some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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